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[Two Left Feet - Oblivious]

I have tricked you KID

Hey kid the whole time we have argued back and
forth has been mostly set up!Sooo I guess i'll
tell you my REAL profile.My name is David Spalding.I'm 20 years old and my whole entire
profile is fake.Even the picture I used to have
up!I'd be happy to show you who I really am
if you have messenger.Getting intresting?Well
sorry because I cannot take a child seriously
that posts a picture of himself in boxers on the internet.And I have a gf who I am crazy over.Her name is Angela Foster and she's really good lookin.Remember when you said this?

Quote"Im not afraid of the interenet, i just dont see the point of putting info about my self up hear, theres sites like "nexopia" for that."

That is exactly what I have done.My job is a tech
engineer.But I do dig videogames wich I only play on occasion.So there you have it and my email is real too KID.

TheRealMrPretzel responds:

if you think that im gonna believe you for a secound, your dreamin.

[LoZ Overworld Remix]

I love this!

I love this bit cool man PWNAGE!!!

FlameConker7 responds:

Thanks :D

[Glass Hearts]

Okay

There's no point in fighting with such a person like you becuase you always almost respond to every bad review on your page.But that is not why I came okay?I came because of insulting me which
I was high on weed the day I wrote my first response beleive it or not.I take all the insults back okay?I am done with this crappy internet fighting.I am DONE.So I'd appreciate it if you take back what you said about me okay?It would be nice cause it's true what you said about me.

TheRealMrPretzel responds:

my god...
dude, dont get all babyish on me. please, if someones a dick to you, dont apologize to them! that wont get you any sympathy, most people would just come back ten times harder if you reviel any weakness like you have here. also, dont get all defensive, instead of just taking an insult, prove it wrong. Anyway, i wont continue to bring you down anymore unless you provoke me again, (and if you do, so help me god...) instead ill leave you with some parting advice, and words of wisdom.
1) STOP PLAYING VIDEO/COMPUTER GAMES
believe me this is like huge! i used to be a total game nut like big time, but then i kinda realized how much time and money you waste doing it. Try To not play any videogames for like a week you'll find you not as tired, your not as grumpy and you'll feel alot better. trust me i know, im a total fucking dickhead when i play to much video games. SO STOP WITH THE VIDEO GAMES (really)

2) GET OUTSIDE MORE
-chicks love a guy with a tan, if your skin tone is the same color as the surface of the moon, we have a problem. also if you go outside more, youll prolly get into way better shape too, and if you got big muscles teamed up with a good tan, you'll be an unstopable mothafucken love machine. (and also if you in better shape you live longer, but fuck that getting laid is all that counts)

3) FIND A PASSION
find something real that intrestes you, weather its sports, music, numbers, decorating.... anything. Just not video games, videogames isn;t a passion its an addiction and its hard quit but w/e, if your smart you'll relize wats best for you and quit.......
(id like to interupt to say that im not trying to sound like an instruction manual or something, im tired and its just coming out that way, my bad.)
.....anyways blah blah find a passion.

4) CHICKS DIG A GUY WITH CONFIDENCE (which leads to heavy touching)
let the world know that you are proud of who you are, if a girl thinks you think your better than her, she'll want you more, and play hard to get too, oh yeah and NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER tell the girl (or her friends) that you like her. and ESCPECIALLY NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER say the words "are you mad at me" to a girl! NEVER!

anyway follow my advice and you'll be unstoppable!!!! UNSTOPPABLE I SAY!!!

im going to bed now
later

[New Girl]

what in the cock-loving hell is this?

You tell Me something...
do you actually take reviews/responses so seriously that you've gotta be a complete dickhaed and write a 100 word essay on it. do you actually think that what you've said will make me "see the error of my ways." do you actually think i care. Well you sir, are an idiot. You think its a good triat to just take critizism like you do, at least im not to afriad of some asshole over the internet to give a decent comback. I find it funny that your calling me a loser, telling me to "Get out in the real world and make true freinds" when evidence in your profile and music leads me to believe your a complete video game nerd, an outcast from society, finding solice in electronic devices and virtual reality, asking "why god, why cant i get a girl, why?" This is the first i've been on this site in about a month, i haven't played video games in almost 2 months (infact im selling all my videogames). i guess ive been to busy out in the "real world." As for our music (remember music? the stuff that you where actually supossed to be reviewing in the first place), yes im pissed of when people talk down my music, Becuase i write all of it, unlike yourself, makeing remixes of songs, mostly remixes of videogame songs i might add (which it appears all you did was just put a basic techno/dance drumbeat behind a song, and then put in a couple out-of-place audio clips in everyonce and awhile.

anyway, im tired of wasting my time away writeing this review, i should prolly get back to the "real world" now. I hope you learned a valuable lesson today son.
Im not gonna take shit from a 14 yr old (who looks like a fat 30 yr old) that thinks he's tuff.

Bitch, Pleease

What is this?I can't Beleive you even responded
to my personal opinion.Man You GOT ISSUES.And the
insults you told me.....You are just fighting fire
with fire boy!You just met your match!I dare you to respond to this.I may not be able to hurt you physicly but I can definatly KILL you professionaly.All I need is a response....

TheRealMrPretzel responds:

Quote:
"i dare you to respond to this.I may not be able to hurt you physicly but I can definatly KILL you professionaly.All I need is a response...."

Oh my i've responded, iguess im gonna hafta hide under my bed now because im so afraid of all the nothing you can do about it. any way...

1)Quote:
"And the insults you told me.....You are just fighting fire with fire boy"

if you would like me to believe that you have in no way whatsoever been offend by the harsh reality ive made so clear to you in my response to your original comment, maybe you shouldn't have retaliated to the extend that you did, (commenting on over half of my music) it is obivous that no matter how many times you attempt to make a comeback it will never be up to par with my original response. By the way, you've comment about as much times on my page as "frito_bandito", whom you claim to despise, but now it appears you've gone and done the exact same thing he has. nice job on becoming what you hate, dipshit.
PS: frito_bandito, knows alot about music, he gave me good advice, which has increase the quality of my sound in a huge way.

2)Quote:
"You Don't Even Specify much information on your profile.Like a AGE!Thought You Wasn't Afraid Of the internet"

well if you must know my name is taylor cochrane, im 17 (as of augest 12), and i reside in calgary, AB, canada. my hobbies include, music, talking on the phone, partying and fucking your mom in the ass.
Im not afraid of the interenet, i just dont see the point of putting info about my self up hear, theres sites like "nexopia" for that.

3)Quote:
"Judging by thr title that's means your homosexual, correct?"

no...

4)Quote:
"I Hope You Fail Your Career"

yeah well, too bad voteing zero on every one of my songs wont end my carreer. And dont tell me you didn't cuz i know you did.

As for my songs, if you think i'd put my best songs up on the site for free download you are unfortunatley mistaken. all my bands best songs at the moment are at:
http://www.myspace.com/two-left-feet
All songs are record at home through my computer, further info is on the site. and by the way im the guy poseing in his boxers for the band pic on the site, just incase your gonna try to say im hiding behind the internet again.

[Zelda O.o.T Gerudo Fortress]

Not bad

This is a good remix.Although I prefer violins in Zelda.Good Job

FlameMesial responds:

violins?

[OralSexIsABeautifulThing(good)]

tell me something...

do you get off by making people feel bad or is
it a hoobby?Hmmmmmmmm...don't critisize people's
opinions and talk low about them like that fruit guy.
and don't give me that "I sold more CD's than
you!"Doesen't work.My family is very very rich
off music and selling copies of rock.My family
survived 2 generations on it.And another thing
why do you spend time so much time here and say
such obetiencies all the time.Get out in the real world and make true freinds and stop talking down
on these people fucktard.You come here to enjoy
the web and others do as well so stop it and
change your fuckin attitude I hate people like
you.You make me sick!See ya loser at least I don't
talk down to people except people like you.Look
at my responses on my music.I have no attitude.

TheRealMrPretzel responds:

You tell Me something...
do you actually take reviews/responses so seriously that you've gotta be a complete dickhaed and write a 100 word essay on it. do you actually think that what you've said will make me "see the error of my ways." do you actually think i care. Well you sir, are an idiot. You think its a good triat to just take critizism like you do, at least im not to afriad of some asshole over the internet to give a decent comback. I find it funny that your calling me a loser, telling me to "Get out in the real world and make true freinds" when evidence in your profile and music leads me to believe your a complete video game nerd, an outcast from society, finding solice in electronic devices and virtual reality, asking "why god, why cant i get a girl, why?" This is the first i've been on this site in about a month, i haven't played video games in almost 2 months (infact im selling all my videogames). i guess ive been to busy out in the "real world." As for our music (remember music? the stuff that you where actually supossed to be reviewing in the first place), yes im pissed of when people talk down my music, Becuase i write all of it, unlike yourself, makeing remixes of songs, mostly remixes of videogame songs i might add (which it appears all you did was just put a basic techno/dance drumbeat behind a song, and then put in a couple out-of-place audio clips in everyonce and awhile.

anyway, im tired of wasting my time away writeing this review, i should prolly get back to the "real world" now. I hope you learned a valuable lesson today son.
Im not gonna take shit from a 14 yr old (who looks like a fat 30 yr old) that thinks he's tuff.

Bitch, Pleease